Wednesday, September 21, 2011

On the loose!

News Flash; There Has Been an Escape! The convict is a white male, 36.5 inches tall, last seen leaving his crib! Following several escapes from the 4-sided solitary-confinement security unit, parental authorities have had to admit that "Baby Ben" would be safest in the "Toddler" version of circadian containment (featured below). Luckily, secondary containment (his bedroom door) has not yet been breached.

2 comments:

  1. Freedom!

    Ah, yes, the world is his now. Might as well open the door.

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  2. I know! It's all over now! He'll be wanting a key to the house before you know it!!!

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